Some things you may not know about Enzo

• He’ll let you know when it’s meal time: 6am, sometime between 11-12, and 4pm sharp. And don’t try to fool him by cutting back on how many cups he gets… he knows.
• As a puppy during COVID, he destroyed a package of toilet paper and many rolls did not survive. At that time, toilet paper was a highly coveted thing, and it made his owners sad.
• There is 0 possibility you’ll be able to water a lawn with this guy around. Enzo gets watered first, always.
• Want to grow lettuce or carrots in your garden? No chance—Enzo believes it’s his own personal buffet.

How he contributes to Sensible Marketer

We’re not quite sure yet. But he does tend to make appearances during video calls, especially around the lunch hour.

He remains calm (even asleep) during regular business hours, except around meal times. He helps promote a sense of security when anyone approaches or a door opens. His work experience includes chasing chuck-it balls, swimming, and scaring away magpies.